Who Is The Light Guy?

Who is the Light Guy? The Light Guy grew up as an aspiring little boy in rural Central Ohio. He was a slow and dim-witted. Few people who knew him thought that he would achieve the level of success that he has today.

The Light Guy worked very hard for many years. Eventually he achieved his dream of becoming a roadie in a local bar room band.

What is his message to America? "You to can achieve your dreams. I became a success, even though I am drunk, stupid, fat, and sweaty. You also can accomplish your goals!!!