Beware of Pissy Pants!!!

If you ever get really shitfaced in a bar, it may be useful to follow these simple hints.

1. Please try to keep your top on at all times

2. If you have to pee, then try to find a bathroom. Try not to piss your pants.

3. If you are unable to follow steps 1 or 2, try to make sure The Light Guy is no where near with a camera!!!!