Nice Rack!!

Casual Day

Who doesn't enjoy casual day at the office?

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Redneck-Compilation

For some reason this reminds me of home.

Click here to watch 'Redneck-Compilation'

Ebonics Lesson

This is a guide to help white boys such as myself, learn to speak Ebonics. Good luck Honky!!!

Click here to watch Ebonics Lesson

Nice Fig Leaves

Great Shirt

This girl is wearing a great shirt!!


Click here to watch Webcam Girl

Baby Got Back!!

ABC Boobs

A great way to learn your ABC's.

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Boob Scotch

This is just pure genius.

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Wanna Go Hunting?

A Husband's Revenge

I guess this video just shows that it is not a good idea to cheat on your husband while he is in Iraq. The music is great.


Click here to watch Whore

Cooter Punch!!

This is really fucked up.

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Cleavage Shot!!!

I just love these.

International Rules of Manhood

International Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend
out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
optional.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may
ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless
supermodel... And it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed
to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to
drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.

26: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime
green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Men's Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.

Worlds Dumbest Teacher

This is so damn hilarious. You have a kid that acts like he has been ruined for life. A news team who treats this like a serious, hard hitting news story. Then you have this idiotic teacher who just digs a hole deeper for himself.

Click here to watch The N-Word

Bad Johnny Rocks Woo Doggies

All I can say is that is was a good one last night. You know you are having fun when all of the bartenders are standing on top of the bar with the rest of the band. It was looking like Coyote Ugly for a while.

Click Here To See Pictures From Woo Doggies.

Bad Johnny Babes for Africa

I would like everyone out there to know that I have had a great time running this blog. But while we are having so much fun, we should just take a few minutes out of our day to consider those people out there that are not so fortunate.

Bad Johnny Babes would like to start a non-profit food drive benefiting starving children in Africa. If all of us would help just a tiny bit, it could make a difference in someone else's life. Please see the below link for details.

EZ Spurt

I don't know why I found this so damn funny.

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Hail West Jefferson!!!

Anyone in the band should recognize these.

Black Chick Gets Tazered

Who ever thought that this would be a funny combination? 1 black woman, 2 cops, and 1 tazer gun. Mix together and enjoy!!

Click here to watch Black Chick Gets Tazered

Faces of Meth

Partnership for a Drug-Free America put this out to discourage people from using meth. It's worth the time to get a little giggle ouf of this.


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Hot Chick Alert!!!

These two were nish!!

The Rat Monster

Someone sent me this file a couple of months ago. I never watched it until last night. I laughed my ass off.

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Bad Johnny Plays The Thirsty Whale

Bad Johnny had another wild night at The Thirsy Whale. Fortunately, like always, pictures from the gig have been supplied.


Click Here To See Pictures From The Thirsty Whale.

Cleavage Alert!!

It was so nice of these girls to let us advertise the band on their boobs.

Some Hot Mommas

These ladies really know how to shake their stuff.

Click here to watch 'ShakeBake'

Team Infidel

You have to check these guys out. A bunch of fat drunken dudes with firearms, pissing on and shooting The Koran. Just my type of people. The videos are a must watch.

Click Here To See The Anarch Angel.

Sexy Junkies

I found this the other night on totallycrap.com. I think it may be one of the most warped things I have ever found on the internet.

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The Coolest Dog Ever

I don't know how this guy taught his dog how to do this. I can't even get mine to quit pissing in the house.

Click here to watch 'dogoroller'

Hot Chick Alert!!!

This girl is not only extremely hot, but she is also related to one of the band members. This is Mike's sister. I wish she would come out to see us more often.

The Sign Says It All

Monkey Jokes

There is just something so damn funny about monkeys telling jokes.

Click here to watch 'PenguinJoke'

Funny Cop Stops

These are funny.

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Funny Cop Stops

Super Bowl Party Photos

My friend Matt threw his annual Super Bowl party at the Columbus Italian Club. As usual we got shitfaced drunk, and had a blast.

Click here to see pictures from the party.

Check Out This Moron

Drinking shots while they are still on fire is not a good idea.

Click for video:
http://www.collegenut.com/show.php?type=movies&id=6385&cat=

Hot Chick Alert!!

I have always thought this girl was super smoking!! Her friend isn't bad either.

This Is Just A Funny Damn Name

Big 10 Recruiting Class Rankings

CFB News gives rankings to the Big 10 recruiting classes.

Click Below:
http://www.collegefootballnews.com/Big_Ten/2006_Pages/Recruiting.htm

How Men Screw Up Romance

This is pretty damn funny

Click below for video:
http://media.putfile.com/HOWMENSCREWUPROMANCE

Boobie Alert!!!

Okay, I can probably already guess what you are thinking. "He must have found this girl next to a dumpster with a heroin needle stuck in her arm. Also he must have paid her for this picture with a rock of crack." Well you would be close. I found her drunk in the back of a bar, and gave her a Bad Johnny shirt. I still get excited every time I get a boobie picture!!!!

Rejected Titles for "Brokeback Mountain"

Here are the suggested titles for the gay cowboy movie. For some reason they just didn't make the cut.

High Nooner

Jeremiah's Johnson

True, He Grits

The Pleasure Of The Sierra, Padre

The Man Who Shot All Over Liberty Valance

How The West Was Hung

The Wild Brunch

He Wore A Yellow Ribbon

The Legend Of The Long Ranger

Doc's Holiday With Billy The Kid

Raw Hind

Lonesome Dong

The Hoarse Soldiers

Destry Rides Again... And Again

McCabe And Mr. Miller

A Fistful Of Ned

Hi, Plains Drifter!

Quickly Down Under

Bareback Mounting

Bone-Nanza

Don't Mess With Tex' Ass

Homo On The Ranger

Oklahomo

Little Bathhouse On The Prairie

Prances With Wolves

Greg Oden and Chris Wells Videos

There are some cool videos of Ohio State recuits Greg Odin and Chris Wells on this site.

Click Below:
http://www.sportsstarsoftomorrow.com/sstplus/video.shtml

Ohio State Football Signing Day

Bucknuts.com gives a breakdown of all 20 players that signed with Ohio State today.

Click Below:
http://ohiostate.scout.com/2/495232.html

Rivals.com gives great coverage to the rest of the country.

Click Below:
http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/