Hot Chick Alert!!

Are They One In The Same?

Going through my photos yesterday, I noticed that Redneck Bra Girl and Pissy Pants look strikingly similar. Are they the same person? You decide.

Indecent Proposal

I hate it when this happens!!

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Another Successful BJ Gig

Bad Johnny put together another kick ass performance at Woo Doggies on Saturday. Pictures from last weekends show can be found below.

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http://badjohnny.dotphoto.com/CPViewAlbum.asp?AID=3228271

Maurice Clarett's New Jersey

Redneck Bra

Gotta Love The Lesbian Kiss!!

Tazor Story

Let me start off by saying that this is not a "friend of a friend" story. I actually know the guy who did this to himself. He posted this story on another website. It was one of the most hilarious things I have ever read. He gave me permission to post his story here. Thanks a whole lot Tommy!!

Tazer Story:

To give you some background information, My name is Tommy (AKA: Ragnarok), I am iin my mid 30's about 6'1 and 240 lbs and contrary to this story, I am quite an intelligent person.

My wife is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to "Well, I have out done myself once again." No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a Life Time movie in the near future. Here goes.

Last weekend I spied something at the Pawn shop that tickled my fancy. Note: Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled.) I bought something really cool for my wife. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high-voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time to retreat to safety. You simply jab the prongs into your 250 lb tattooed assailant, push the button, and it will render him a slobbering, goggle-eyed, muscle-twitching, whimpering, pencil-neck geek. If you've never seen one of these things in action, then you're truly missing out - way too cool!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was so disappointed. Upon reading the directions (we don't need no stinkin' directions), I found much to my chagrin that this particular model would not create an arch between the prongs. How disappointing! I do love fire for effect. I learned that if I pushed the button, however, and pressed it against a metal surface that I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs that I was so looking forward to. I did so. Awesome!!! Sparks, a blue arch of electricity, and a loud pop!!! Yipeeeeee. I'm easily amused, just for your information, but I have yet to explain to her what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, etc., etc. There I sat in my recliner, my dog looking on intently (trusting little soul), reading the directions (that would be me, not the dog) and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood target. I must admit I thought about zapping the dog for a fraction of a second and thought better of it. She is such a sweet pup, after all. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? Was I wrong to think that? Seemed reasonable to me at the time. So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, Tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

All the while I'm looking at this little device (measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference, pretty cute really, and loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries) thinking to myself, "no friggin' way!"

Friggin' way - trust me, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. Those of you who know me well have got a pretty good idea of what followed. I'm sitting there alone, the dog looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it buddy," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny lil' ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. (Sound, rational thinking under the circumstances, wouldn't you agree?) I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the hell of it.

(Note: You know, a bad decision is like hindsight-always twenty-twenty. It is so obvious that it was a bad decision after the fact, even though it seemed so right at the time. Don't ya hate that?) I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY *********!!!! I'm pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, soaking wet, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position. The dog was standing over me making sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!"

(Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution. There is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You're not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. Then, if you're lucky, you won't dislodge one of the prongs 1/4" deep in your thigh like yours truly.)

SON-OF-A-***** that hurt! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at this point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both titties were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, as my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. give or take an ounce or two, I'm pretty sure. By the way, has anyone seen my testicles? I think they ran away.

I'm offering a reward. They're round, rather large.

Miss 'em ...... sure would like to get'em back.

Now please remember that this is a true story and I can show you the burn mark on my thigh to prove it.

Tommy

Tommy provided the picture of his thigh. To see it, click on the link below:
http://www.theaceofspades.org/images/ragnarok/thigh.gif

President Bush Drunk?

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http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/president_bush_drunk.html

Hot Chick Alert!!

This chick is one of my favorites. Thank God for us these two didn't decide to get a room!!

AJ Hawk Is A Stud!!

This kid is awesome!!

Check out this 12 yr old drummer.

Video:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1581867722104021421&pr=goog-sl

Holy Shit!!! Jackets Win!!!

The BlueJackets won another high scoring game. They haven't been playing too bad lately.

Full Story:
http://www.bluejackets.com/news/press/arts/2841.0.html

Tits on Head

The ole "tits on head" shot is a home run every time it is tried. Here's a few examples of this age old classic. The Light Guy pledges to get more of these shots in the future.

Bad Johnny @ Woo Doggies Jan. 28th

Bad Johnny will be playing at their home bar Woo Doggies this Saturday. Be sure to come out and bring all your friends. It's always a kick ass time!!!

I'm Back!!!

The Light Guy has returned from his vacation in Key West. Pictures from his vacation can be found at the link on the right hand side of the page.

Going on Vacation

I am going to be on vacation for a few days. I am going to Key West for a friends wedding. I will return this Sunday. Hopefully with some good pics!!!

NCAA Tournament Predictions Already?

Fox Sports has already started predicting the field of 65.

Full Story:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5251200

I Love Thongs!!!!

I have been finding myself requesting pictures of thongs lately. Luckily these ladies were all to willing to oblige. These are great!!!

Jackets Send Brule to Vancouver Giants

Full Story:
http://www.nhl.com/news/2006/01/252926.html

Jackets Win!!!

Rick Nash scored a late 3rd period goal to push The Columbus BlueJackets over the New York Rangers last night. Jackets win 4-3







Full Story:
http://www.bluejackets.com/news/press/arts/2829.0.html

Buckeye News!! Offensive Lineman Commits

Cleveland Glenville offensive lineman Bryant Browning committed to Ohio State tonight.

Full Story:
http://ohiostate.scout.com/2/489628.html

Hot Chick Alert!!

I have just always thought this chick was really hot!!

Say It Isn't Mo!!!

BJB has decided to dedicate itself to following the legal proceedings of Mo Clarett. I have decided that this is way to much entertainment to pass up on.

See latest story below:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5216172

Mo has to be the biggest fuck up ever to play football for Ohio State. I have listed my top 5 Ohio State fuck ups. If you have your own top 5 list, feel free to e mail me with your own.

1. Maurice Clarett - Listed here for obvious reasons

2. Marco Cooper - Arrested for drug and gun possession

3. Reggie Germany - Worked really hard to accomplish that 0.0 GPA.

4. Ken-Yon Rambo - Managed to be on campus for a week, before being arrested.

5. John Cooper - 2-10-1 vs. Michigan

Beware of Pissy Pants!!!

If you ever get really shitfaced in a bar, it may be useful to follow these simple hints.

1. Please try to keep your top on at all times

2. If you have to pee, then try to find a bathroom. Try not to piss your pants.

3. If you are unable to follow steps 1 or 2, try to make sure The Light Guy is no where near with a camera!!!!

Who Is Bad Johnny?

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  They are the band that I work for. They are a fucking kick ass rock band in Central Ohio. Check them out at their website. www.badjohnnyband.com
  
  I have two functions. I take pictures of hot chicks, and I do their lights.

Who Is The Light Guy?

Who is the Light Guy? The Light Guy grew up as an aspiring little boy in rural Central Ohio. He was a slow and dim-witted. Few people who knew him thought that he would achieve the level of success that he has today.

The Light Guy worked very hard for many years. Eventually he achieved his dream of becoming a roadie in a local bar room band.

What is his message to America? "You to can achieve your dreams. I became a success, even though I am drunk, stupid, fat, and sweaty. You also can accomplish your goals!!!

I Have Gotten Started

Welcome to the Bad Johnny Babes Blog. I will be posting pictures of all the hottest ladies from Bad Johnny shows. I will also devote the content of this site to drinking, sports, gambling or any other form of debauchery on the planet. It's all about good times!!!